4/1/2023 0 Comments Flotato head progressive![]() ![]() GARCIA: But he hasn’t been formally charged. GARCIA: What about the allegations of sexual misconduct? GARCIA: He does have the ear of the former president. HEAD: Dump him! The man’s head’s gotten too big for britches! What’s your advice to the GOP on Congressman Matt Gaetz. GARCIA: No, that potatoes came in so many colors. My ancestors were a regular kaleidoscope of starchy carbs: russet, red, white, yellow, blue, purple. HEAD: If you haven’t noticed, I’m a walking, talking miracle of diversity: brown skin, white arms, pink ears, and if you squint really hard, my mustache makes me look Mexican. HEAD: Good riddance! Who needs him anyway when the party has me? GARCIA: I understand he quit the Republian Party, and might have voted for Biden. And, of course, there’s that bald guy Trump called My African American. ![]() And what about that Latino guy who owns the Anaheim Angels. And there’s Kanye, although we don’t actually claim him anymore since he’s gone a little wacko. We’ve got Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina, and, and what’s his name who ran Trump’s Housing Department. We’re as diverse as America and apple pie. As a lifelong Republican, I hate when folks claim the GOP is lily white. GARCIA: Which raises a question: I notice your hands and arms are white, but your head’s brown. Is it true you personally recruited Cyber Ninjas? GARCIA: About the ongoing audit of Maricopa County’s ballots. HEAD: I like to keep the media guessing, but let’s just say I’ve been known to mash a few heads together now and then. GARCIA: I guess I’m asking if you’re thinking of resorting to violence here if you don’t get your way? Head, I understand you supported the Capitol insurrectionists. HEAD: Bingo! Think of me as the James Carville of the GOP, but with more hair and more eyes. GARCIA: I assume your presence in Arizona this week shows how much confidence the GOP has in your advice? HEAD: What can I say? When the cancel culture crowd tried to make diced tater tots out of me, the party had my back. GARCIA: Let’s start with how you went from celebrity tuber status, if you will, to joining the Republican brain trust. The following is a transcript of Garcia’s exclusive interview with Head. Sources familiar with the thinking of Republican National Committee, but asked not to be identified because they were not authorized to speak to the media, readily acknowledged that Head was hired by the GOP in large part because of his celebrity status, though they quickly added party leaders have been pleasantly surprised with Head’s innate and deep-rooted political savvy, and how good he tastes in beef stew. Head this week outside of the Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Phoenix, where volunteers for the Republican Party were conducting a controversial audit of Maricopa County 2020 election ballots. Head has apparently found a new vocation moonlighting as a high-dollar consultant for Republican politicos.Īrizona Mirror Columnist, playwright and occasional satirist James E. In the wake of the recent uproar by GOP leaders over Hasbro’s decision to add a gender-neutral Potato Head to its traditional Mr. ![]()
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